Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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