no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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