What a fucking waste of an outfit
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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