At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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