Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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