I'm really into asian looking animals
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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