My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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