The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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