Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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