I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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