hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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