He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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