Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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