Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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