i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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