these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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