theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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