we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
