So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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