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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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