First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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