Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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He better not be in your backpack
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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