she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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