Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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