I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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