I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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