One girl and one boy is just not enough.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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