I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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