in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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