she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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