why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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