My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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