i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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