my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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