I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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