Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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