I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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