How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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