you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
smell my finger.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Randomize
