I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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