At least make sure they are 18
Why
are you so shy because you have an std?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Alive.
So much puke
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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