I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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