come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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