So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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