Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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