how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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