i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just forgot I was standing up.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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