I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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