In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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