Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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