So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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