i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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