Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
