WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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