wanna go halves on a baby?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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