Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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