But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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